- Something: *happens*
- Me: Well that's not what Warren G led me to believe
-nerd voice- uhh the uhh space program the ruling class uhh hmm magic the gathering
Though I must profess unfamiliarity with Deuce Bigalow lore I wish this huge bitch all the best.
May i have a smidgen of fat cooch madam
(Source: justsomeantifas)
future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?
me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-
if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet
i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable
i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous
@epilepticfridgeboy i love your url